Arkansas Echo
March 9, 1894 and March 16, 1894
“It is amazing,” an American recently said to me, “how times
can change. Earlier, when the first Germans came here, a person could now and
then make a good deal with an old horse or donkey or an old cow. Now it is
totally the opposite. Now the Germans sell us their old, discarded horses,
donkeys, and cows.”
Yes, I thought, that good man in entirely right. That is the
way things happened in the past, as experienced by many of us. As you know,
when a person settles somewhere, before everything else he must worry about a
work animal, be it a horse or donkey or even a cow. For most of us, our
resources were so limited that an expensive, that is, good, animal was at first
not imaginable. That was the way it was for me.
My pocketbook was in no condition to permit me a $100 horse
or donkey. I had to look around for something cheaper. And I ran onto one. I
bought a horse for $50 from an American. It was supposed to be about 10 years
old, but later turned out to be 18. I did not know anything about horses and
bought it because it looked pretty good. The man had obtained it eight months earlier
in exchange for an old cow, and he had cleverly fattened and prettied it up.
The nag could have lasted a long time if I only had had a
good corn trough and not such heavy work. We began in the woods and soon a
strong horse was needed, especially with the plowing. I could not help the old
nag. It really had to do more that I could have expected from it; of course I
did too, so we could console each other. But with force, it came around and
afterwards, when I had corn myself and did not need to buy more, I could not get
him on his feet.
I could not sell or trade him, but I needed to acquire
another work animal. Again one day an American came to me with a six-year-old
donkey to sell cheaply, ridiculously cheaply, for $25, on credit.
I thought, it costs nothing to look and went there. He had
the donkey in the yard and I immediately noticed that the fellow hobbled more
on three than four legs. The man insisted that did not bother him at all when he
was working: he could do anything. I wanted to have him on a bridle once since
that is how one could see how agile the fellow was and how he could run. It
took us a long time to get him into the bridle.
Then I thought to myself, if you can run like that, then
your hobble doesn't bother you much, and $25 isn't too much money. I took the
bait, signed the note, and climbed on the donkey, and rode for home.
Oh no, screamed my wife, shocked, as she saw us coming. What
kind of animal are you bringing home? It has only three legs, or at most 3 ½.
You will never get rid of that in all your life. And I had noticed that the
forth leg was shorter than the others during the trip. He dragged it behind. I
scratched my head: I had it and had to keep it. The American was laughing up
his sleeve.
So I had now increased my livestock by one, progress
already. But if I had expected to be better able to do my work, I was making a
mistake, as I very soon discovered. Of course, I could harness it to anything,
to the wagon, to the plow, also to ride. But it couldn’t have been harder if I
had pulled those things myself. Luckily, by nature I have a good amount of
patience, although often enough, I would have happily wished they were (as my
friend Gottlieb would have said) in Jericho.
There is an old saying: in emergencies, the devil eats flies
(i.e., beggars can’t be choosers). Flies I did not swallow, but certainly a lot
of irritation. I still have a secret horror when I remember that time. I had to
use Pat – I had so named him – for transportation to the mill or to the store
or to other places. And I had him trained so that I could hang the bridle on
his neck and then drive him in front of me.
One time I had ridden to the store where I had bought
various things, among them 10 pounds on meal and a side of bacon. I packed all
of the stuff on Pat’s back, put the bridle on and drove him in front of me.
Just then, an oxen driver came by us and cracked a whip, and
crash, my Pat jumped, threw off everything, and took to its heels.
Part 2
I naturally went after it. Sure enough when I had soon caught
up, it turned around and went into a gallop. Now it had to go through a long,
narrow lane (a lane is the name of a path that has railing on both sides). If
someone were at the other end, I could easily trap it. And luckily someone just
then traveled by. I called and he saw what was happening. The man jumped from
the wagon and went in the right direction so that he could cut off my Pat at
the pass. Then I could catch hold of it by the collar.
As I got hold of it, I was overwhelmed by anger. I picked up
a piece of wood and beat it over the ears. Oh pain! My Pat fell down and gave
up the ghost, not making a sound. So it appeared to me. Well, said the man, you
have beaten it to death. And so it appeared to me. However, in a little while,
Pat perked his ears and all of a sudden, he struggled onto his feet and was
within a hair of slipping away again.
I went back with it to pack up the things again. As I came
into view of the place where my Pat had thrown off his load, I saw, to my horror,
a sow with her young pigs giving the goods a close investigation.
My rebellious Pat let himself be pulled about by the reins
like an old cow. I tied him quickly on a bush and ran as fast as I could to the
pigs. I called and screamed as loudly as I could: sic’em, sic’em, sic’em. At
last, the sow took to her heels, with bacon in her mouth, to the woods. And I
went after it in order, where possible, to save the bacon, since it had cost me
17 ½ cents a pound. And I recaptured it, but in a condition that no one can
easily imagine.
Now back to my Pat and the other things. Oh how that looked
-- everything tangled up and strewn about. The meal sack had a couple of holes large
enough to stick my fist into. And I had a half hour of work to do to make the
necessary repairs in the sack and again load it. Then I led my Pat very nicely
by the reins home without any further accidents.
Little by little, I had improved my circumstances so much
that I could entertain the thought of procuring for once a regular work animal.
But first I had to shake loose from the old baggage. With the nag, I was lucky
and after a time, I dealt him for an old cow.
Things didn’t go so fast with Pat. Nobody wanted to take the
bait!. Finally, I found an American who would give me three sheep for it. Happy
to get anything, I considered it briefly and gave it to the man to take with
him. The sheep were running around in the woods. And the man wanted to bring
them to me within a week. But one morning, after 3 or 4 days, Pat was standing
again before the door. I thought it had jumped out of the pen of the American
since, despite its three legs, the thing could still do that. Since I saw the poor fellow was hungry, I gave
him a good meal and then sent him back with one of my kids.
The boy returned with the information that the man would not
want that donkey even if it were given to him as a present. So I had my beloved
Pat again and I had to feed him throughout the winter. And I had no prospect of
somehow getting rid of him.
Early in the year, I succeeded in selling it again and to be
sure to an American for a fat swine that was supposed to weigh 150 pounds. The
next morning I went immediately to the man and as I saw the 150 pound pig, it
appeared to me that it was a little too small for 150 pounds. I told the
American that a person could not really call such a swine a 150 pounder, since
the swine could not have weighed 125 pounds, and that I should receive an extra
farrow. All right, I said, I’ll aim the swine in the right direction and drive
it home. I would have taken it if it weighed only 25 pounds. A couple of days
later, I slaughtered it and it weighed not more or less that 65 pounds. Go
ahead, I thought; at least I was fortunately free from my 3-legged Pat.
I resolved in the future to no longer be involved with such
old beasts, but once it happened again that I got stuck with such an old
dromedary, something I will tell about at another time.
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Arkansas Echo, November 10, 1893
MERRY MÄT, OR A TRIP TO THE BATHS, Part 1
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Arkansas Echo, November 17, 1893
MERRY MÄT, OR A TRIP TO THE BATHS, Part 2
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Arkansas Echo, December 1, 1893
A JUICY ROAST--OR--WHO WANTS TO EAT WITH ME?
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Arkansas Echo, December 8, 1893
ANOTHER PIECE ABOUT "AUGUST" --OR -- LONG FENCE RAILS
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Arkansas Echo, December 22, 1893
HOW FRANK, WITHOUT POWDER AND LEAD, ONCE SLEW A MAGNIFICENT DEER
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Arkansas Echo, December 29, 1893
ERNST'S BAD LUCK
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Arkansas Echo, January 5, 1894
THAT'S THE WAY ITS DONE IN HUNGARY -or- A PERSON WHO WILL NOT ACCEPT ADVICE CANNOT BE HELPED
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Arkansas Echo, January 12, 1894
HOW ONE CAN LOSE ONE'S WAY IN THE PRIMEVAL FOREST
http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2011/09/pioneer-tales-of-arkansas-german.html
Arkansas Echo, January 19, 1894
BILL’S TRIP TO THE MARKET
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Arkansas Echo, January 26, 1894. THE WAY YOU PUSH THINGS, SO THEY WILL GO (OR, YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW)
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Arkansas Echo, February 9, 1894. MY FIRST DEER HUNT
http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2013/04/my-first-deer-hunt.html
Arkansas Echo, February 23, 1894 and March 2, 1894
JOSEPH GLANZMANN'S STORY OF GERMAN-SPEAKING IMMIGRANTS
SETTLING NEAR ALTUS, ARKANSAS
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Introduction to the Pioneer Tales
This pioneer tale is one in a series published in 1893 and 1894 by theArkansas Echo, a German-language newspaper in Little Rock. The stories are intended to show the challenges and adventures facing German-speaking immigrants when they came to settle in Arkansas. So far, the following posts have introduced the Pioneer Tales and provided translations of most of them:
Pioneer Tales of Arkansas' German Immigrants (background of the newspaper series)
http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2011/05/pioneer-tales-of-arkansas-german.html
Arkansas Echo, November 3, 1893. THE GOOD OLD DAYS?http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2011/05/pioneer-tales-of-arkansas-german_17.htmlThis pioneer tale is one in a series published in 1893 and 1894 by theArkansas Echo, a German-language newspaper in Little Rock. The stories are intended to show the challenges and adventures facing German-speaking immigrants when they came to settle in Arkansas. So far, the following posts have introduced the Pioneer Tales and provided translations of most of them:
Pioneer Tales of Arkansas' German Immigrants (background of the newspaper series)
http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2011/05/pioneer-tales-of-arkansas-german.html
Arkansas Echo, November 10, 1893
MERRY MÄT, OR A TRIP TO THE BATHS, Part 1
http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2011/05/pioneer-tales-of-arkansas-german_21.html
Arkansas Echo, November 17, 1893
MERRY MÄT, OR A TRIP TO THE BATHS, Part 2
http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2011/05/pioneer-tales-of-arkansas-german_31.html
Arkansas Echo, December 1, 1893
A JUICY ROAST--OR--WHO WANTS TO EAT WITH ME?
http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2011/06/pioneer-tales-of-arkansas-german.html
Arkansas Echo, December 8, 1893
ANOTHER PIECE ABOUT "AUGUST" --OR -- LONG FENCE RAILS
http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2011/06/pioneer-tales-of-arkansas-german_08.html
Arkansas Echo, December 22, 1893
HOW FRANK, WITHOUT POWDER AND LEAD, ONCE SLEW A MAGNIFICENT DEER
http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2011/06/pioneer-tales-of-arkansas-german_10.html
Arkansas Echo, December 29, 1893
ERNST'S BAD LUCK
http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2011/06/pioneer-tales-of-arkansas-german_17.html
Arkansas Echo, January 5, 1894
THAT'S THE WAY ITS DONE IN HUNGARY -or- A PERSON WHO WILL NOT ACCEPT ADVICE CANNOT BE HELPED
http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2011/07/pioneer-tales-of-arkansas-german.html
Arkansas Echo, January 12, 1894
HOW ONE CAN LOSE ONE'S WAY IN THE PRIMEVAL FOREST
http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2011/09/pioneer-tales-of-arkansas-german.html
Arkansas Echo, January 19, 1894
BILL’S TRIP TO THE MARKET
http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2011/10/pioneer-tales-of-arkansas-german.html
Arkansas Echo, January 26, 1894. THE WAY YOU PUSH THINGS, SO THEY WILL GO (OR, YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW)
http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2013/01/the-way-you-push-things-so-they-will-go.html
Arkansas Echo, February 9, 1894. MY FIRST DEER HUNT
http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2013/04/my-first-deer-hunt.html
Arkansas Echo, February 23, 1894 and March 2, 1894
JOSEPH GLANZMANN'S STORY OF GERMAN-SPEAKING IMMIGRANTS
SETTLING NEAR ALTUS, ARKANSAS
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